Etsy Find Wednesdays #15

I was going to find something Christmassy for today's Etsy post but I happened upon this awesomely awful find and couldn't pass it up....

Awesomely Awful:  Brief Jerky from mixedspecies... only $139

For just $139, you too can be dazzling in these undies made out of real untreated jerky... sexy AND a snack... awesome!  The bedazzling is excellent... think I'll get a pair for C!

Awesomely Awesome:  "ditto"

I have no idea what I could pair this up with that would even compare...